I just finished my letter to the westboro baptist church. here it is for your enjoyment.

God hates fags.
I agree I really hate cigarettes as well. I am sure glad a god exists that dislikes something as bad as smoking. Weird choice of wording though I have not heard that in a long time. I believe it was originally a British colloquialism, later picked up by early settlers and slaves alike in the newly conquered Americas. "can I bum a fag?" people would ask when asking a friend to borrow a ciggy. Disgusting! Disgusting I say. To think that people fill their bodies with such filth. Its not their fault either, these would be wrongdoers. It is an addiction and we must treat those so inflicted with love and understanding. Interventions such as the ones I have heard of you doing are an interesting angle on the norm. Signs claiming the hate of the addiction rather then the addicted is wonderful. It's smoking that's bad not smokers. People really need to watch there health and sometimes they just don't get the message. When you go to the funerals of people who died from smoking with your signs it sends a powerful message; When you smoke you will die. That's what I get out of that anyway. I think maybe using the health angle will help your church get rid of this awful blight upon our land. Try it with healthy groups to start off. Like the gay community for instance. They are wonderful people aren't they? Always so happy and just generally pleasant, smart, good people. Not to mention they really take pride in their bodies. Now that's a movement I could get behind if you catch my drift. Anyways maybe during a gay pride parade you could set up an anti smoking float that has cigarettes all over it and your big banner saying god hates fags! I am sure that would go over well. Anyways I just wanted you to know that there is one more person who agrees with you. I hate fags as well, But I love the gays!


Hope you enjoy!
If you would also like to send them an e-mail here is the address www.godhatesfags.com/contact.html

Hey gang I need a job really badly. Anybody hear of anything I would love it if you let me know. Thanks.

God I hate you raw food, with all your nummy goodness and health benefits.

photonduality and I have been eating raw food for a while now and I have a very hard time with it. Some might even say that we have a love/8 relationship.
I always enjoy every meal that we have while doing raw and the snacks inbetween are awesome as well. But anytime I am away from home all I do is crave coked food, maybe it is because I am far away from all the nummy veggies or maybe I am just weak. This time around we are not doing any sort of cleanse or anything we are just doing it for the hell of it so it is very nice to have alot of freedom to eat other foods if I feel the need. But everytime I have somethig slightly cooked or processed in any way I do not enjoy it. I feel gross after and don't generally enjoy it while eating it. This sucks because I hate being in the kitchen and making my own food but in order to eat raw all the time this is required. I love convenience but it is lame at the same time. Today I took a easy raw snack that I love (pretty much just mushed up bananas with nuts and cinnamon and agave) and I went and added peanut butter. WTF AM I THINKING! Now I just feel gross and wanna punch some sort of bug. Stupid bugs.

The REAL Hypno-Toad

Dod Gammit I hate live journal. Why? That's why. I find I am more interested in getting a new gif then posting entries. I have even failed at doing that (as all my past images suck). I always go to post something then just give up mid sentance. It might help if I knew more people on here so if you have any suggestions on people you think I might know or think are interesting then please send them my way.

I do have one thing to say though.

( New Fetish? )

I am so unsure how to feel right now.... I am sad, scared, and worried. But I dont really have any logical reasons to be feeling this. For the first time I am happy to put some random crap on lj because I am just tense and not sure what to feel until I get home so I will just post a confusing entry. I hate work by the way I hope the job interview I have on wednesday will be good enough to free me from this hell. I just want my life to go back to the way it was.

OK so possibly Karaoke tonight at the legion on main and 23rd starts at around 8 come one come all. gimme a ring if you need details. 778-828-7441

OH my god mutherfuckin dragonforce had a new album out last year and I didn't know? I am way to behind on my metal.

Oh ya and on a different note in a recent post I was talking about bill Cosby with joejack and I found this on youtube..... I have probably listened to it 10 times a day since finding it.

So I am sitting at home applying for jobs on craigslist n' such and I cant shake this nagging feeling. Every job I apply for I cant help but think that being a gigolo or drug dealer is probably better. I know that involves sketchy situations and even sketchier people but then I started thinking..... The people you would be dealing with as a drug dealer/prostitute/pimp or any other job like this would at least be admittedly sketchy... unlike straight edge employers or employees.

Think about it.... If your employer at a normal job cuts your pay or hours (abiding by the laws of course) then what do you do? SUCK IT UP or get a new job.... What happens if a john/johnette do that to you as a prostitute? You get your pimp to break their legs.... or just kick them square in the area you just worked so hard to make feel all sparkley and wonderfultastic. Or what if as a pimp one of your bitches doesn't give you the proper cut? You back hand that slut and tell her she better have more next time or you will visit her grandmother in the turtle farm. Last but not least what about this same situation as a drug dealer? Well that just doesn't happen. Either the person is to hooked on the drugs you sell them to bother ripping you off, or if they do try anything funny you can just cut the next batch with baby laxative and laugh your ass off when they come back and tell you there was a problem with the "stuff". 

Well anyway It all sounds like a magical world filled with profit and a lack of problems but I am sure there is at least one or two downfalls to being any of  these much needed members of society. Plus I dunno if Aurora would be to happy with me being a prostitute (by the way I hate the word gigolo, it reminds me of jello and that reminds me of bill cosby someone who I don't want to think about while contemplating selling my body).

I wonder..... If you were both bulimic and anemic would they cancel each other out?